Warning! This weekend at east beach

[Robb]

This weekend at East Beach is the All Sorority Vollyball Tournament. Athletic young women from all over soouthern california will be competing at this weekend event, so please be sure to land at Parma to avoid distracting the ladies.

If you get into an emergency situation and must land at the beach, be sure to have your camera, uh, safety equipment, ready.

[Robb]

WOW! What a day at the beach. Today in Santa Barbara is the reason the rest of the world thinks California is just like Baywatch. The beach today was Baywatch. Every episode. Combined.

I may never recover...