by Aaron » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:42 am
I’ll tell you whats crackin’! It’s THE CONTEST! Tomorrow morning, wake up early, get some coffee, drive ten minutes to Gibraltar Road (Gibraltar Road is only ten minutes from just about anywhere in SB, so you don’t have to wake up until 6:20) and enter THE CONTEST. You don’t have to catch a plane to Mexico or drive to Oregon to enter a world class, five event contest. How many other times in your flying lifetime can you say you did a speed glide run, open distance, timed xc, endurance and spot landing events all in a weekend? Absolutely amazing! Come hang out with your friends, make new ones or just talk crap to your old ones. Its gonna be off the richter!!! (that’s rickter nickter my nizzle, for all you snoop dogg fans)! Come support your flying community and have some fun! Definitely launch first tomorrow morning in the speed glide run so you can watch all of your friends pound in at 8 in the morning. I cant think of a better way to start my weekend then to watch my friends get a face full of wet dewey grass after flying 60+mph down the side of the mountain. SWEEETTTTT! And what??CASH PRIZES! DAMN! You can get some new bling bling for your honey with that fist full of cash after you smoke all your compadres! Fun! Fun! Fun! So go to your momma’s house tonight, snag that $25 out of her secret stash in the panty drawer, and show up tomorrow morning at 6:30, sign up and get your killer new THE CONTEST T-shirt. YES, this contest is for you! Hang glider, Para glider, Wingsuit, Parachute, Rocket launcher, whatever you need to get your fly on! Not to mention all the after flying, hangin and drinkin beer with your homies, talkin about how you smoked all the top dawgs! Oh man, its on, can you feel the love, can you feel it?! Uhhhhhhhhh! DON’T SING IT, BRING IT! (translation for the rest of you, no excuses ya bastards, see you there!)
aaron